March 31, 2010

K is for Karaoke


At our halloween party 2008 we sang Karaoke . It looked like we were singing anyway . well, we didn't know how to do the volume but it was Phil's first time and he was kinda nervous and shy so don't laugh . I gained a lot of weight, gosh, I don't know how I do it *pfff* ya right maybe if I ate more Kale in my smoothies  :P He was Captain Jack  Sparrow and I was supposed to be a dark Nymph with blue hair!



I had sung Karaoke probably 3 times before . We made a singing Christmas 2008 Karaoke video at the Zoo lights too but it's on my other computer dangit!  Of course I need to lose weight ! !!!!.... Here I am Christmas 2007 .


I think I will go kill myself with a sharp knife . JUST KIDDING :)

I would really love to visit Kazakhstan . My brother worked there.  We went to see the movie Borat and I thought I was in the wrong movie theater . "That movie was the most ridiculous movie we had ever seen !"  We both felt it wasn't worth watching , but I'm glad we decided to stay anyway. The thing I liked about it was we got to see Kazakhstan :)   I still think borat is ridiculous.

March 28, 2010

Flashback: prophecies of Church scandal

WHAT TO BELIEVE FROM 'SEERS' AND 'PROPHETS' WHO HAVE FORESEEN MAJOR CRISES IN CHURCH?


Pope needs to answer questions

... in the mismanagement of the clergy sex abuse crisis. click here to read more.

My question is : Have they forgotten the word of God? 1 Cor 5:9 I wrote to you in my epistle not to keep company with sexually immoral people.... vs 11 says this : But now I have written to you not to keep company with anyone named a brother, who is sexually immoral....not even to eat with such a person. 12 For what have I to do with judging those also who are outside? Do you not judge those who are inside? 13 But those who are outside God judges, Therefore "put away from yourselves the evil person."

Is pedophilia not a crime? Why was heresy considered such an evil crime in the inquisition?  Is this crime of 'solicitation' no less grave? It's worse imo. The whole world agrees that a pedophile should be hung by his balls .

I think excommunication , and handing them over to the secular authorities is the right thing to do if  I were the Pope.

According to bishopaccountability.org there have been 4,392 allegations of sexual abuse of priests between 1950-2002 . That is way too many . All allegations should be taken seriously and I am under the impression that if some priest receives a confession of this nature they are obliged to report it to the ordinaries. See crimen sollicitationis . Why the secrecy is beyond me . That is an obstruction of justice . If I knew a priest was doing that to kids , I have a duty to report it and so should the Church .

On the other hand , I understand the secrecy in confession but the priest confessors are supposed to give them advice . The best advice in that circumstance would be for them to admit their crime to the ordinaries and/or church authorities and cooperate with them .

March 24, 2010

J is for Jokes


Here is a quick interesting fact for ya: The sentence: 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' uses every letter of the alphabet. I just thought it was interesting and I thought you should know.

Here is a joke : why do golfers wear two pairs of socks? in case they get a hole in one :D!

What kind of footwear do you make out of banana skins? slippers :D

J is for ..........guess what...............................: my name ; oh my god!  

Jacqueline according to Urban dictionary  is a hot sexy woman.

March 19, 2010

Ideogram and Ideology

Included in this Alphabe-Thursday are an ideogram and an ideology. I know I am late .So without further incident, I give you .....


1. A large furniture store that sells everything in a million pieces.
(open something that unexpectedly needs to be assembled)"Shit! I got Ikea'd"

2. The best furniture super store ever invented, for people who love to sit in the rafters or furniture of IKEA and watch...
Madness
Chaos
Emotional breakdowns
Anarchy
Insanity
Confusion
Serious furniture related injurys
Arguing
Fighting
Midlife crisis'
Vomiting
Paranoia
Death
Accidental misplacement of wooden prosthetic legs (most likeley sold)
Misplacement of kids
Divorces
Marriages (thats how lost you can get)
Temper tantrums
Temper tantrums from kids
Barbarity
And stupidity all unfold
Any one of these things could happen to you so remeber, theres always someone watching, pointing and laughing

3. Swedish for "see if you can put this shit together."
OK, we got the boxes to fit in the car and carried them up 4 flights of stairs.. time to IKEA."

Play the Ikea Game

Islam

1. Islam is the world's most violent and intolerant religion worshipping a non-existent god and a political movement masquerading as a religion similar to atheistic communism.

March 17, 2010

Snakes in the Church

Oh that bishops would do like St. Patrick and drive the snakes out!



Learn about St. Patrick patron saint of Ireland!



Happy Paddy's Day!

Breakfast

Miles Gilbert Legend "Tim" Horton was born on January 12, 1930 in Cochrane, Ontario.

Man cannot live on beer alone. That’s why we’re grateful for Tim Hortons.


Their homestyle biscuit breakfast sandwich, with sausage , egg and cheese makes breakfast always fresh . In the morning there is nothing better than a fresh cup of coffee to kick start your day , extra large triple triple.




Breakfast is served @ Theme Thursday.