March 31, 2010

K is for Karaoke


At our halloween party 2008 we sang Karaoke . It looked like we were singing anyway . well, we didn't know how to do the volume but it was Phil's first time and he was kinda nervous and shy so don't laugh . I gained a lot of weight, gosh, I don't know how I do it *pfff* ya right maybe if I ate more Kale in my smoothies  :P He was Captain Jack  Sparrow and I was supposed to be a dark Nymph with blue hair!



I had sung Karaoke probably 3 times before . We made a singing Christmas 2008 Karaoke video at the Zoo lights too but it's on my other computer dangit!  Of course I need to lose weight ! !!!!.... Here I am Christmas 2007 .


I think I will go kill myself with a sharp knife . JUST KIDDING :)

I would really love to visit Kazakhstan . My brother worked there.  We went to see the movie Borat and I thought I was in the wrong movie theater . "That movie was the most ridiculous movie we had ever seen !"  We both felt it wasn't worth watching , but I'm glad we decided to stay anyway. The thing I liked about it was we got to see Kazakhstan :)   I still think borat is ridiculous.

March 28, 2010

Flashback: prophecies of Church scandal

WHAT TO BELIEVE FROM 'SEERS' AND 'PROPHETS' WHO HAVE FORESEEN MAJOR CRISES IN CHURCH?


Pope needs to answer questions

... in the mismanagement of the clergy sex abuse crisis. click here to read more.

My question is : Have they forgotten the word of God? 1 Cor 5:9 I wrote to you in my epistle not to keep company with sexually immoral people.... vs 11 says this : But now I have written to you not to keep company with anyone named a brother, who is sexually immoral....not even to eat with such a person. 12 For what have I to do with judging those also who are outside? Do you not judge those who are inside? 13 But those who are outside God judges, Therefore "put away from yourselves the evil person."

Is pedophilia not a crime? Why was heresy considered such an evil crime in the inquisition?  Is this crime of 'solicitation' no less grave? It's worse imo. The whole world agrees that a pedophile should be hung by his balls .

I think excommunication , and handing them over to the secular authorities is the right thing to do if  I were the Pope.

According to bishopaccountability.org there have been 4,392 allegations of sexual abuse of priests between 1950-2002 . That is way too many . All allegations should be taken seriously and I am under the impression that if some priest receives a confession of this nature they are obliged to report it to the ordinaries. See crimen sollicitationis . Why the secrecy is beyond me . That is an obstruction of justice . If I knew a priest was doing that to kids , I have a duty to report it and so should the Church .

On the other hand , I understand the secrecy in confession but the priest confessors are supposed to give them advice . The best advice in that circumstance would be for them to admit their crime to the ordinaries and/or church authorities and cooperate with them .

March 24, 2010

J is for Jokes


Here is a quick interesting fact for ya: The sentence: 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' uses every letter of the alphabet. I just thought it was interesting and I thought you should know.

Here is a joke : why do golfers wear two pairs of socks? in case they get a hole in one :D!

What kind of footwear do you make out of banana skins? slippers :D

J is for ..........guess what...............................: my name ; oh my god!  

Jacqueline according to Urban dictionary  is a hot sexy woman.

March 19, 2010

Ideogram and Ideology

Included in this Alphabe-Thursday are an ideogram and an ideology. I know I am late .So without further incident, I give you .....


1. A large furniture store that sells everything in a million pieces.
(open something that unexpectedly needs to be assembled)"Shit! I got Ikea'd"

2. The best furniture super store ever invented, for people who love to sit in the rafters or furniture of IKEA and watch...
Madness
Chaos
Emotional breakdowns
Anarchy
Insanity
Confusion
Serious furniture related injurys
Arguing
Fighting
Midlife crisis'
Vomiting
Paranoia
Death
Accidental misplacement of wooden prosthetic legs (most likeley sold)
Misplacement of kids
Divorces
Marriages (thats how lost you can get)
Temper tantrums
Temper tantrums from kids
Barbarity
And stupidity all unfold
Any one of these things could happen to you so remeber, theres always someone watching, pointing and laughing

3. Swedish for "see if you can put this shit together."
OK, we got the boxes to fit in the car and carried them up 4 flights of stairs.. time to IKEA."

Play the Ikea Game

Islam

1. Islam is the world's most violent and intolerant religion worshipping a non-existent god and a political movement masquerading as a religion similar to atheistic communism.

March 17, 2010

Snakes in the Church

Oh that bishops would do like St. Patrick and drive the snakes out!



Learn about St. Patrick patron saint of Ireland!



Happy Paddy's Day !

Breakfast

Miles Gilbert Legend "Tim" Horton was born on January 12, 1930 in Cochrane, Ontario.

Man cannot live on beer alone. That’s why we’re grateful for Tim Hortons.


Their homestyle biscuit breakfast sandwich, with sausage , egg and cheese makes breakfast always fresh . In the morning there is nothing better than a fresh cup of coffee to kick start your day , extra large triple triple.




Breakfast is served @ Theme Thursday.

March 12, 2010

He Needs Your Prayers

Prayers for the Pope

O God, the Shepherd and Ruler of all Your faithful people, mercifully look upon Your servant [Benedict XVI], whom You have chosen as the chief Shepherd to preside over Your Church. We beg You to help him edify, both by word and example, those over whom he has charge, that he may reach everlasting life together with the flock entrusted to him. Through Christ our Lord. Amen.



Almighty and Everlasting God, have mercy on Your servant [Benedict XVI], our Supreme Pontiff, and direct him, according to Your loving kindness, in the way of eternal salvation, that with Your help he may ever desire that which is pleasing to You and accomplish it with all his strength. Through Christ our Lord. Amen.

Lord Jesus, shelter our Holy Father the Pope under the protection of Your Sacred Heart. Be his light, his strength and his consolation.


Note also that in addition to these prayers above, it is always good to pray for our Holy Father’s intentions during a morning offering or perhaps during the Rosary.

Pope Benedict XVI will publish a document on the Bible after Easter

March 11, 2010

Advice to newbie bloggers

Brian in his spotlight post over at six feet under was asked for any other advice he might have for newbie bloggers. Uh, yes that would be me :) He had 3 questions. You can find his blog here: http://www.waystationone.com/


...why are you blogging?
what are you trying to say?
Are you being yourself and talking about what you love?


I think I am evangelizing and having fun. I don't have any degrees, but I hope I can be an echo at least. I figure if you aren't having fun then why bother?

Hahaha, I am teasing ^^^
Spirit matters are important to me, as well, are Health and humor etc...so yes I am talking about what I love. I blog because I want to brag share and communicate my Faith. It's not all about apologetics it's about relationships and communication. Pope John Paul II exhorts us to evangelize our faith through communications medias such as computers and the internet, and thanks to blogger it's as easy as 1,2,3.
I love this little girl isn't she cute?


I chose the title of my blog because the internet is said to be a highway but Proverbs 15:19: "The way of the lazy man is like a hedge of thorns, but the way of the upright is a highway." The straight and narrow spirituality. That is what my blog is about

Anyhow, the first part of that proverb has to do with the upright which I believe to be Jacob and his descendents .

We read in Revelation 12:17 "And the dragon was enraged with the woman, and he went to make war with the rest of her offspring, who keep the commandments of God and have the testimony of Jesus Christ."

If you go back to Luke 1:33 "And He will reign over the house of Jacob forever, and of His kingdom, there will be no end." These are descendants of Jacob.Sons and daughters

Read Luke 1:32: "the Lord God will give Him the throne of His ancestor David." Mary, the Queen of heaven and earth, is the throne, and the Jacobs of today are Her children. I urge you to read about it here: http://www.tlig.org/en/messages/963/


The Way of the Upright is a Highway.
THE END

March 10, 2010

A premiere episode of RealCatholicTV.com


Catholic Investigative Agency (CIA) is now available for viewing.

The Topic: Saul Alinsky and the Catholic Church in America.


Please take time to watch this hard-hitting, factual presentation of how $280,000,000 of Catholic money has gone to Saul Alinsky style community organizing groups under the banner of "social justice".

Follow the history as well as the money and understand what ideology has secretly been working inside the Church in America since at least the 1960s.

You can't afford to miss this.

It's time to take the loosen the death grip of progressives on the Church.

Please pass this on to every person you know.

God bless,

Michael Voris
~senior executive producer, RealCatholicTV.com

Use of the initials CIA is not intended to imply endorsement, association with or approval of the Central Intelligence Agency of United States of America or any other organization (private or governmental) with similar initials

Hello

Greetings with the letter H!

Jenny Matlock

O Hai guis
  

1. Hineys with Hemorrhoids Hurt Huh
2. Happy Hitchhikers and Hippies in Hoodies , Have Hashish Hackysacks hah!
 

3. Heimlich maneuvre
Somethings stuck
can't breathe Help




4. Hairy Hobbits Harm Hamster Habitat Holes

5. Hired Horses Help Heat Housing so Hungry Humans can Have Hot Halibut.
  
Hedgehogs in the hands


High Himalayas


Honey and Halawa

Halawa means sweet in Arabic. It is an israeli nougat-like candy. A long time ago, the Egyptians made a sweet confectionary using Sesame and Honey or Sugar. They use it for eating and for hair removal.

The halawa I ate when I was a kid was nut-butter based , either made with Tahini or sunflower seed(sesame based paste) It was dry, crumbly and yummy .


Hula Hoops


Do not want!



Habakkuk.
In Bel and the Dragon [Yes one of the books Martin Luther took out of the bible ] Habakkuk is summoned to give his food to Daniel and the Lions. Being airlifted by his hair via an angel into a den full of ravenous beasts. read the story here vs 33-42.


Scott Hahn defines Hades



Heretic is a person who has a lot of tics
HaHa.

Also check out my hat post for theme thursday.

Just in case you missed it look at that hat.... by rayro.. OMG his hat flew off !

funny stuff

The little known last miracle


101 wednesday- "Brothers" of Jesus?



"Brothers" of Jesus? This one really gets me. Have the sola scriptura crowd ever thought that maybe, just perhaps, the word 'brother' was put in the bible because that is what everyone used to call each other back then? !! IT WAS FOR THAT VERY REASON! Seriously I urge you. At the time Jesus was on earth, the fullness of time, can you imagine 'brothers' or 'sisters' of Jesus being anything other than blood relatives?  It irks me that you can't see that THEY WEREN'T LITERAL BLOOD RELATIVES! Instead, you listen to the likes of  Dan Brown and you are taught that the Virgin Mary had other children! Or that Mary Magdalene was Jesus' wife!?! What a bunch of camel poo! God have mercy on you.

Mary had only Jesus, and if you believe she bore other children, it makes you as dumb as a heretic. For to commit heresy, one must refuse to be corrected. "For the time is coming when people will not endure sound teaching, but having itching ears they will accumulate for themselves teachers to suit their own likings and will turn away from listening to the truth and wander into myths" (2 Tim. 4:3–4)

I ripped this image off from here
There was no sex life!  Oh, I know your futile arguments because you ignore the Traditions to install frills and human doctrines by ripping scriptures apart having forgotten who God is; by ignoring Mary.  Was there anyone else in the Bible that conceived of the Holy Spirit? No? Then tell me: Why are you so obsessed with her sex life? And why can't you give credit to where credit's due by calling her 'Blessed Mary '? In her Magnificat, she exclaims: "All generations will call me blessed." I guess the heretics are excluded then?

Traditional Christianity held that Jesus is Mary's only son. The references to Jesus' brothers refers to other family members, and in some cases to his disciples. Here has a closer look:

  • Mary wife of Cleopas and 'sister' of the Virgin Mary (Jn 19:25) is the mother of James and Joses (Mk 15:47; Mt 27:56) who are called the "brothers of Jesus" (Mk 6:3).
  • Acts 1:12-15 Apostles, Mary, some women and Jesus' brother's number about 120. That is a lot of brothers.
  • Gen 14:14 Lot, Abraham's nephew (Gen 11:26-28), described as Abraham's brother (KJV).
  • Gen 29:15 Laban, Jacob's uncle, calls Jacob his brother (KJV).
  • John 19:26-27 Jesus gives the care of Mary to John, not one of his brothers.
  • Zechariah 12:10 Predicts the Messiah will be an only child.

March 9, 2010

Theme Thursday -Hats

This week Theme thursday is about HATS .Click the chefs hat to see more .



Police hat

Nurses hat


even Wierd hats


Popeye the sailor hat


 Ghost wearing a hat



Some people don't like hats , because it will mess with their hair and THEY JUST LOOK PLAIN STUPID!



Not if you're Johnny Depp though




I'm too sexy for my hat



Hats on Cats.
lolcats funny cat pictures

lolcats funny cat pictures



lolcats funny cat pictures

Hairball
lolcats funny cat pictures


lolcats funny cat pictures



look at that hat… by rayro lol his hat flew off OMG!

Book of the Year

It came in the mail today and I am so thrilled I can't wait to read it . I urge everyone to get a copy by ordering the book online

Patron Saint of Car Drivers

Todays Saint
St. Frances of Rome
A woman who lived a very pious life and is now the patron saint of car drivers!




This program is from RealCatholicTV.com

March 8, 2010

My formal apology

I will overlook it , this time

THE IMITATION
Sunday services Olympia motors england


whatever turns your crank :/

When will the middle ages be over?


Humiliation
Medieval method of torture, from about 1250 to 2006

Torture is a global reality even in the 21st century. Last year, the pictures from the Abu Ghraib military prison bore shocking witness to this fact, causing worldwide horror.

It is all the more alarming that recently there have been an increasing number of voices demanding to give the government, under certain exceptional circumstances, the right to threaten with torture or actually apply it.

When will the Middle Ages be over? Amnesty International

Is this what they mean ...

......by Genetically Modified Food .You are what you eat I guess.


March 7, 2010

Two early Christian martyrs who were great friends

Todays Saint - Saints Perpetua and Felicity



This program is from RealCatholicTV.com

A look at the story of saint Perpetua made into a children's video can be found here

March 6, 2010

The saturday evening blog post


I've taken the liberty to participate in Saturday evening blog post . This is my first time and this month is about sharing your favorite February blog post.  Click on the image above if you would like to play . Thank you .
My favorite blog post was A polluted world gone insane . It may not be the best title for it but it's about mind pollution and what you shouldn't be watching or reading . That is tv and dirty magazines and porn . yup . I hope I don't come across as being too forceful because that wasn't my intention. I simply wanted to remind everyone of the dangers of mind pollution , that's all. I thought it was a good post and if you can , please leave a comment , whether you agree or not , I'd appreciate it . Have a great weekend everybody!

March 4, 2010

It's 'G' Alphabe-Thursday!

Jenny Matlock

 This week my alphabe-thursday 'G' word is
Grammar nazi .


From the movie Inglourious bastards , you may or may not have noticed Brad Pitt is lousy with his accents ! He doesn't do a good german accent (or any accent imo, not even american!) and the investigating nazi colonel played by Christoph Waltz, is my favorite character in this movie . I think he deserves an academy nomination for his role .

and..



I use it all the time .

March 3, 2010

The lighter side

This is how I feel



March 2, 2010

A must read book for Lent

 The Gargoyle code

It came in the mail today! I was a little late ordering it but I couldn't be more thrilled . It should be interesting to read . It's not too late to get yours !
If you are familiar with the screwtape letters , then this is absolutely brilliant. Don't you think?