November 13, 2012

Sparkly Vampires?

I like vampires. Here's an e-book that intrigues me. I got it free on kindle today . It was recommended from none other than the talented Rusty Fischer author of Zombies Don't Cry and other poems and such.

Book Description

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Hey, folks. I’m Joe, and I’m a vampire – not by choice, mind you, but by accident…a fate-twisting, fang-creating, blood lust-inducing misunderstanding.
It started with a group date, a case of mistaken identity and far too many sake bombers, and ended with a ridiculous set of circumstances that I just can’t seem to wrap my head around.
Maybe you can tell: I’m not real happy about it. But I’m certainly not going to let it get in the way of my life.

So I’ve thrown my ranting into a blog. I’m hanging out my dirty laundry in an effort to explain the real deal about being a card-carrying member of the Undead Elite. Maybe it will help others understand the truth about vampires. Believe me, it’s not all satin capes and naked ladies…none of it is, actually. Instead, it’s just one nasty little surprise after another. The truth bears exposing, and I’m pulling back the curtain on all of it. If I can figure out how to keep it from mowing me over in the process, then that’s groovy, too.
 And that thing about vampires sparkling in the sun? That is a bunch of bull.

About the Author 

Steven Luna was relatively quiet when he was born, but that all changed once he learned to speak. Now? Good luck getting him to shut up. He's a lover of words, some of his favorites being "askew", "rhinoceros", and "plexiglas". He's written for children before, and now he's writing for adults. Someday he may write for the womb-bound or the elderly, but he'll need a little more convincing before he pulls the ripcord on that parachute. For now, he's hard at work on his next big novel...but it probably won't feature the word "plexiglas". "Askew" and "rhinoceros", however, are still on the table.

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