September 29, 2010

Before the Bra was Invented

Tammi of Nazareth
Taken from theonion.com
Scholars say nearly two thousand years ago Tammi of Nazareth may have been God’s incredibly busty daughter.
Note: this is nothing but sheer fictitious humor 

"Saith Tammi, 'Consider ye this on the forgiveness of one's enemies: Let he who would slander you sup at your table, let he who would inflict…I saith unto thee: Look upon mine eyes, which dwell within mine head, and not upon mine bosom, wherein no wisdom dwells.' And then did Tammi snappeth her fingers together, saying, 'Seriously; I doth mean it. Up here.'"

This has been another edition of Alphabe Thursday -Week 2 Letter B .

18 comments :

  1. I had not heard this before. Interesting post.

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  2. Too funny! I totally cracked up when I got to the end :) Wow, I really do wonder what people with big bosoms did back then before the bra or any support was invented. Must've been hard on their backs!

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  3. What a funny, creative double B post! :-)

    Teresa

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  4. I'm sure from the beginning of time women had to say "look at my eyses and not at my chest" to men..lol

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  5. Fun post...and funny comment by razzamadazzle.

    =)

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  6. Maybe this post is more suited for Double D! Hee hee hee!

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  7. Polly, only double D? I think she's more like quadruple D and besides I couldn't wait two weeks just to share it. Bazoingas are an appropriate B word :D

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  8. I totally loved this post. It made me laugh from start to finish. It reminded me so much of my first boss out of high school. That man probably didn't even know I had a face. He was always and only focused on my chest. When I left that job 7 years later I went up to him to say goodbye. He still only stared at my chest. So I picked up my sweater and said, "Since you've been wanting to see them so bad, here they are!"

    Yea.

    I still can't believe I did that.

    I hope it gave him a small heart attack.

    ha!

    Thanks for the funny memory and the cute post Jackie!

    I enjoyed my visit here today.

    A+

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  9. Thanks for making me laugh so early in the morning...Very cool!

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  10. difficult to look in the eyes first with such a balcony, lol !

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  11. Too funny! I doth mean it!! :D ~Ames

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  12. Hysterical! Funnier than the comment you left and that had me laughing and chuckling for quite a while.

    Up Here!

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  13. That's hilarious!!
    1,2,3 - eyes on ME!! : )

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  14. Great letter B post...I have never heard of her...so I really learned something today..bkm

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  15. Very funny! I am so glad I started at 88 and worked back - I am loving the early posts and glad I am ending with them!

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