In the galaxy is cap'n crunch turning milk waxy.

Taken from Mr. Breakfast 

I remember it being sweet with a tinge of butterscotch. Today it tasted like wax .

I think the Captain is losing his Crunch taste.

..In the land of milk and honey

is pop rice crispy turning the milk brown .....S-weet!

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